Fan-made parody · Not affiliated with Ella Langley or her team · Little boys need not apply ·

Form EL-26 · Rev. Dandelion Season

Application for the position of Boyfriend

Office of Not Little Boys · Hope Hull, Alabama

She said she’s taking applications.
So we opened an office.

Now
Accepting

Minimum Qualifications

Must be a man. Not a little boy. This is non-negotiable and will be verified.
Must be 21 years of age or older.
Must have a mama who will vouch for you, in writing.
Tall, dark hair, dimple: preferred, not required. Applicants without a dimple are encouraged to smile harder.
Must be able to hold a conversation, a door, and a fishing rod.

I. Applicant Information

Full legal nameAgeHeightHometown (City, State)EmailPhone (optional)Instagram (optional)Photo link (optional)

II. Qualifications

1. Please indicate which of the following best describes you. *

A man A little boy

2. Do you own a truck?

Yes No It’s my dad’s

3. Can you two-step?

Yes No Willing to learn

4. Alabama or Texas?

Alabama Texas Wherever she is

6. Your signature dish7. Favorite Ella song

III. Character ReferenceA sentence from your mama about why you’re a catch

IV. EssayIn 250 words or fewer: why you? *

V. The Fine Print

Applicant signature not required. We trust you. Mostly.